Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
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Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
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I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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