Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
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Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
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So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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