its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
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