My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
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I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
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If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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