I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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