sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
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Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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