North Korea, Best Korea!
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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