Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
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I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
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his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Hello my rib-scented angel!
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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