He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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