What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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