And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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