I love watching others lives come down to our level.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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