pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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