I hate your face
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
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Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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