Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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