Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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