I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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