is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
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I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
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My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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