Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
50% drunk capacity currently
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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