Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Randomize
