My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
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Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
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it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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