Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
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The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?