Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
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Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
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I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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