I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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