I bet he comes in French.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
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Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
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we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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