Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
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His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
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He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Never underestimate the power of titties
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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