doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
