Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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