god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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