fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
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I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
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Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.