More tranny stories later!
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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