I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
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hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
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I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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