I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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