nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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