Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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