I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
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Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
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He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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