It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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