He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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