i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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