Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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