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I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
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Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
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Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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