She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
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She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
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Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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