My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
We have so much sex to catch up on
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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