I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
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i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
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Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
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