I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
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Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
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Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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