Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
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dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
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My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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