I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
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