I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
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I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Thank you for not boning my boss.
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Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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