That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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