Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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