i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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