Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
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He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
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I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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